Intelligent Design Doesn't Go Far Enough

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I
and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe
was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all
that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming
scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing
but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

From An Open Letter to the Kansas School Board

I add my voice to the millions which DEMAND that alternative "theories" of Intelligent Design be included in every discussion, publicly funded grant, and school room. It is shameful and disrespectful to the boys who fought so bravely against King George in 1776 so that we could enjoy Freedom of Speech. Our country was founded on these principals of freedom and our founding fathers all help The Flying Spaghetti Monster deep within their hearts - one need only to look at their wigs to see this is true.

If we are to open science texts and classes to one baseless, idiotic, unfounded, superstitious notion as an alternative to well founded theory I demand that we open than to ALL!